Taurus

Into the Maelstrom Zirthday Mouth

Be ready to jump headfirst into 2024 that even a rodeo bull rider will be on a mission. This year, the universe is offering a combination of a warm hug and delicacies and spices that will open up your taste buds, and your life.

What’s Hot: Your Year

There is an infusion of energy in your second house of values and resources. Uranus has been there since forever and is behaving like one of those mad uncles at the family get-togethers. Efforts starting to bite onto your buying power and your value systems more than someone would like to blink. You may wake up one day and decide to buy a dogecoin or open a cat yoga studio. Why not?

On the other hand, it is Jupiter, the generous maw of gifts, who found pleasure and multitude in your twelfth house of the subconscious, the first half of the year. It is like having a dream sequence therapist on call. The level of intuition will be short of a miracle; new age practices might be adopted quicker than one can even utter the words – ‘Namaste’.

The North Node in Aries is currently stimulating your twelfth house, encouraging you to confront those inner bulls…err, demons. Taurus, it’s time to throw open the spiritual wardobe. What are all those dusty fears and outworn beliefs? yawn last season. Give them away to the intergalactic charity shop and buy yourself some bold, sexy ‘I can do’ attitude instead.

Pluto, the ruler of transformation, is now entering in the Tenth House of career and image Penguin Broadcasting. It’s like occupation head having a professional head makeover. You may get tempted to engage in near shady activities which even Gordon Geeko would shy away from. But you know, with great power, comes great responsibility and also a great new closet.

Cosmic Caution: Look before you leap, Bull’s Eye

Before you go all “where is my sash and trophy for best transformed Taurus of the year” you should consider some things. Sometimes you can be very lazy, courtesy of your ruling planet Venus, making a cat basking in the sun look active. Other times there will be a battle because your tolerance for stagnation will be further than what the universe has in store for you. Change is not good, change is bad. I won’t imagine it, I will act like a bull in a porcelain shop any way.

Uranus in the second house can have you making too many expenses faster than the way atbull would run after the red cloth. Being spontaneous is always exciting, only that your financial balance might not be always on your side. Do not even think of investing all your life’s savings in that handmade mustache wax industry without recovering from shock and seeking further professional help.

Saturn’s influence in your eleventh house might have you feeling like the cosmic party pooper. You might discover that you are vigorously reevaluating your interpersonal relationships and your life ambitions, much like an investigator engrossed in a crime movie. While it’s good to be careful, don’t overcompensate with being overtly critical to the point of avoiding social interaction altogether.

The North Node in the twelfth house of your horoscope could drag out some of your skeletons from the closet even before you can pronounce ‘ayurvedic treatment.’Growth is good, but do not bite more than you can chew. In other words, keep at it like a calm bull caught up in a meditation maze.

The second Limitation of this desire is linked to career house, Pluto in this house may trigger the political persona in you, but don’t let it make you a galactic wrecking ball. Authority is wonderful. Dictatorship is so passé.

The Grand Finale: Your 2024 Mantra

As this is the end of 2024, you look back and contemplate how come it looks like somebody secretly stiffed some magic mushrooms in your ordinary grass salad. Nah ,as it was all you, baby! This year is all about you, your cosmic Coming-of-Age in every sense, plot twists featuring practically all character arcs and maybe comic bloopers. 2024 is your ‘let’s change the world’ year, only with gradual moves, no hurry.