Virgo

Polishing Your Celestial Shine

Welcome to the effort addict, 2024 is the year that erases all the mistakes in the planners so that the planner themselves could not have made the better. You are actually having Mercury Who is the Master of the Mind which is why he is Cha-Cha-ing across your chart.

What’s Hot: Your Year

Jupiter the comprehensive wallastonite will be sprinkling transformation and shared resources on your eigth house for the half year. It is like having a financial surrogate godsparent who specializes in self-advancement. You may find yourself in the midst of topics that would even be overwhelming for most, for instance, soul quantum physics or self-improvement stock exchange. With regard to both personal and monetary enrichment, you are functioning at levels that exceed all possibilities. This qualifies you as the only Hermione Granger in the entire zodiac sphere.

Uranus, the celestial annointed agent of whirlwind and changes, seems to be changing the fundamental paradigms in your ninth house of higher learning and expeditions. It’s like having a hypnotized Einstein functioning as your travel planner and career adviser. You can even expect efficiently frantic periods of travel where you will dust off your passport and let your heart take wings to do research on the origins of language in random places whose names are difficult to pronounce. Your head is growing at a speed faster than that of the cosmos, bringing flashes of enlightenment even a theoretical physicist like Einstein ‘would have loved this because he also needed to ask “what was I thinking” around the clock?’

The North Node in Aries is also setting a torch on your eighth house and lest you think the North Node is averse in your head, caller I.D is due to the fact the planet increasing evolving enhancing the systems lit with donor corporate surplus room revolving door syndrome if there a reasons to organize the Jeffrey’s speach. Digging in one’s heels within the safe space is no longer an option, Virgo. The universe wants you to change the way you think and act about transformations the same way you like to change the order of your non-primary book collection.

Cosmic Caution: Facing the Challenge

That tremendous energy that comes from Mercury’s influence? It could also result in turning your mind into a hamster wheel. A discussion is likely to become an activity of, how do I say it neuroscience attempts to collect enough information about the other person to diagnose them. I do faintly remember you, dear Virgo, that at times simply asking ‘how do you do’ is in fact simply asking ‘how do you do’ and not a reason to start explaining how you have been feeling for the last few years since you have been born and concentrating on a few very high stresses of living.

Jupiter in your eighth house is thrilling but your therapist might need some extra medical training after hearing some of the confessions people share with him because there would be such a “Wheat, or on your back… groan too much information Groan Too Much Information. In the enthusiasm of moving and changing, one may turn too communicative, like a waitress in a summer in a reality show Woche Nicole. However, open is indeed sweet, perhaps it would be more prudent to leave the account of which deeper in one’s identity crisis to the devices instead of the office water coolers.

Uranus in the ninth house position is quite a troublemaker, though it might have you switching your life principles even more often than how often you get to switch your socks (which I can only imagine, you do quite a lot). People would understand the virtue of intellectual gymnastics but measure the rationalism of their practice to ensure that they do not all together incinerate useful principles simply because something eonally advanced came into existence. Not every New Age workshop needs to become your new religion.

The Grand Finale: Your 2024 Mantra

You are going to lose that sense of self and stand right in the middle of the beautiful mess as it were of growth and then transformation by the end of the year 2024. You have waltzed, or at least a version of it, through the year (this time a waltzing version with spreadsheets and to do list compulsions in tow). Standing at this point in time, I understand that while you have grown, while you have changed, and while you have more than probably shifted the centre of the universe a little bit in the process.

Your 2024 mantra: “I am a work of art in construction – perfectly not perfect, forever changing and growing enticingly.”