Gemini

Dancing on a Tightrope of The Zero-Coil

2024 is about to take you on a crazy spin which will make more sense than your usual contortionist maneuvers! In such an year, the cosmic disc jockey is spinning a song that is perfect for your two uploads, and it has more beats than a hyperactive drum player.

What’s Hot: Your Year

This time, your planet Mercury is all over the place and doing the electric moves on your chart within the year with moves like a fidgety chess player on coffee. It’s giving a ninja boost to your already deadly skills and your brain is playing the role of an idea machine. It’s like being presented with an empty canvas and having one overzealous person dropping ideas more than the rest of the crowd.

For the first half of the year, Jupiter, the interstellar socionomist, is rotating its hula hoop around your 11th house of goals and friendships. It’s like a brand new party where you are the guest of honor and every person in the room has a sticker saying ‘Hello, I am the next awesome opportunity for you’. You will be broadening your social circle faster than light, which forecasts many interesting people coming into your life.

Uranus, the outcast in the solar system, is still your troublemaker, only now in your twelfth house, that of the subconscious. The one who will rebel like a teenage girl and go all out to reconstruct your dreams. You should expect new notions or the desire to take up a sport that you have not tried from before, every time you wake up. Your hunches are getting a high like strokes of a brush, looking at you the way you carry all your psychics about.

North Node in Aries is stinging your eleventh house and forcing every activist of Peters to improve his social networks and life goals to the banner level even before the words “LinkedIn update” have left my mouth. It was about time to speak grandiose plans, Gemini. We are talking “colonize Mars” big thinking, not only the “perhaps I would learn to juggle” type of big.

The ‘materialistic’ Saturn is back in orbit and attributing its orderly energy to the Higher Educational Institutes and tourism potentials of your obtainment ninth significance. It would be like having supervision over one’s life syllabus by a harsh yet well- meaning instructor. You may find yourself becoming attracted to serious academics or extensive travel. More “six month’s awakening session at a Mountain Yogic center” instead of “week long partying on the Cancun beach.”

Cosmic Caution: Navigating the Barriers

Now, before you start looking for a potential wound and dreaming of one with the title of “Most Interesting Gemini in the Universe”, let us have a dialogue on the potential potholes on your cosmic highway.

The Mercury in you first of all. Although this one is giving you so many ideas that thank God you don’t even know how to use them all, it also makes you go like a scattered bag of cosmic confetti. You probably start panic projects that you won’t be able to complete or make impressive promises that your very busy self will never be able to keep. No, dear Gemini, even you cannot be two places at the same time no matter how hard you try to achieve it.

Despite the fact that there are positive aspects, Jupiter’s influence in your social sector is great but it may also stir up some “put your foot in mouth” situations that even a contortionist would want to avoid. You might become so charming that you go overboard with unrealistic or exaggerated commitments. There is a fine line between being the “life of the party” and being the “life of the party” in a way that everyone returns home and talks about for all of the wrong reasons.

Uranus in your dark side may have you feeling as restless as a starving cat locked in a room with a hot tin roof. Apparently, you will be so bored with everything that you would want to quit your work, your partner and even your Netflix. Yes, change is good, but do make sure that you are not exaggerating the case and culling the baby with the water. Not every spontaneous desire has to be acted upon, especially when you are absolutely voila looking through deep articles on everyone’s Wikipedia at, like 3 am.

The North Node’s inclination toward society and achieving various objectives is fascinating; however, it can bring about the issue of FOMO. You’re not the only one who’s loathed, putting it simply; most people can appreciate that time may be inadequate to advance in everything or that everyone around them, even on social media, is living the true adult life and all they need to do is learn how to put their bags out there. Don’t forget, social media is a highlights package, do not be the one looking at the backstage while others are busy winning awards.

You may find that mr. Saturn has you taking much of life too seriously. Yes, you are right in exclaiming that one is encouraged to learn and develop. Take care you do not become the universal sourpuss. They say too much work with no fun makes one a boring Gemini.

The Very Last Blow: This Is What You Should Tell Yourself Next Year: The 2024’s Affirmation

This is a year when the Universe has been giving you the green light in all possible ways to learn, grow, and impress the cosmos with the one inimitable form of magic that is you. It is about this – crossing the road and hoping to continue this powerful experience symbolically in a peaceful way well aware that things should not be done carelessly.