Imagine entering the room which is neat to the extent that even Marie Kondo seems like a hoarder. Everything is in order, not even a single speck of dust is visible. In fact, you can hear angels singing. This is how a Virgo can be described. Those with this sign are born between August 23 to September 22. Whenever this earth sign are on the zodiac, they are known as the perfectionists of the bunch. It is no surprise that Virgo is an earth sign since they are a realistic and like to see things succeeding. It is also mutable meaning they can change (even if it is with complaints). Howbeit, the planet that rules is Mercury also known as the god of messages. It is understandable why they can be always busy writing and talking!
It is not enough to have their ducks in a row for a Virgo, they will lift them into the air in formation, arrange them in size order as well as alphabetic order. A Virgo’s mind is similar to a Swiss watch, it is mentally always ticking and precise however, some time requires to be switched off.
You must however not confuse their inner peadophiles for feeling oppressed since there is such a thing as feeling oppressed. It is particularly obvious to them; to virgo the joke is so dry one feels like it is cutting through all nonsense at amazing speeds that even their favourite app flying to do list allows no room for. They are that friend who will make sure that you get your act together while casting shade so expertly that you’ll be giggling before you get hit.
Someone who is a Virgo is, in many views, a human magnifier. To them, nothing is lost – that minute spot on your shirt, that slight change in voice quality, and even how Mercury is in the retrograde position and how it is punishing one’s karma. It’s as though they have an enhanced sense of sight.
All these earth signs possess an analytical ability that even Sherlock Holmes would be green with envy about. Hand them a challenge and they will deconstruct it, unravel it, and most likely, present them with a PowerPoint elaborating on it- for fun.
Group work is hardly ever complete without the subtle and invisible Virgos. As others are already in heated discussions regarding the concept, they are already formulating a structure, preparing a schedule and collecting research materials. Just Getting Things Done is their middle name right after Perfectionist and before Just Let Me Fix That For You.
Let us flip the coin and examine the other side of the adherence to a perfect Virgo. Making- everything- perfect is also the source of their never-ending urge for self-scrutiny. They always have the most unkind judgments about themselves which of course, sometimes that voice within self needs to relax and grab a biscuit.
It has to be said that their obsession with clarity at times comes off as overbearing. They’re the ones who will find fault with the typo in your wedding vows or start to correct your grammar mid-argument. (Pro tip: Not always appreciated, Virgo!)
And the more pressing issue that all virgos are probably thinking about – let’s take it out by ourselves, Virgo has already chased it from the room as it did not fit in their interior designing. Their sometimes excessive need in control makes them seem anxious or rigid at times. These people do not do well with unexpected change – they have likely prepared a Plan B to a plan B’s plan.
Uncontrolled control: Time to add planned leisure time. Organized leisure is non-fashionable+chaos!
Perfection detox: To do this more effectively, each day let one thing go without completing it. For instance, No making the bed today! Just be a little baby.
And now the power issue: If you find any imperfections in your form, which the mirror displays, mentally expel them doubly. Like a self-esteem trial!
Learning to enjoy the disorder: Find an activity which requires creating without the need for it to be perfect. Grab a brush and smear some paint or learn how to move! Leave the weight of it all behind – literally & figuratively.
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You get the point – Virgo and all their lush, very particular glory. If you have a cousin Virgo, take good care of them (or hire them to rearrange your wardrobe, since it’s what they really want to do). As for those of you born in the Virgo star sign, keep up the good work – putting the pieces together and making everything around you neat and in place. Although, in upper consumption practicalities of cleanliness, embrace, however, se – the essence of breakdown – a little bit of mess can also be very beautiful – ‘deliberately dishevelled gratefully they say!’ No related posts.
Virgo, you’re everything that is Marie Kondo in terms of the general zodiac but with an emotion coded heart. You are more thoughtful in matters of love with a practical deliberate approach that once again, is not random, but a planned event lying out as a surprise improvement. With people that you fall in love with, there is not going to be any crazy irrational stage, it’s all going to be cost-benefit analysis and outlying of feasibility over five years. You are not interested in the standard way of loving people, but in serving them & thus building a relationship like a well-functioning machine. Just watch and chill out, as usual? More like watch and dutifully organize!
A sense of focus that could leave a forensic expert awestruck
A degree of reliability that outdoes even the most powerful industrial glue
An unwavering ingenuity that would make one resolve the greatest mysteries of the world
A remembering quality that would remember not only days of birth, but the months too
An order instilling quality needing only one look
A repetitively critical attitude as a disgruntled Yelp reviewer does
A level of over thinking that may be a bother to even einstein
A level of perfection that makes your ‘good enough’ sound like profanity
A level of worrying that any zen master would be surely overwhelmed
Blank confusion regarding the communication of emotions unless guided by directions
Taurus: Together both Taurus and you will make such an order to your lives that there is scope for a Ted talk on organizing Headspace for efficiency.
Capricorn: Report for duty, power couple! The shared fondness for organization might change the world…Or your living room area.
Cancer: They are the emotion bringers and here you are, the construction bringer. It’s an emotional filing system of sorts.
Scorpio: You engage with our passion as a problem solver. Definately not for the faint hearted.
Oh Virgo, sex with you in the imagination is like being in the hands of a scientist in the lab; analytical, inquisitive and trying to find the best combination to fit every single part. You are considerate, indulgent and a little adventurous when it comes to using your bodies with a little bit of twist (admit it, a good instruction manual turns you on!). Lightning in a bottle is what you are all after, so prepare for crisp bed covers, some towels, maybe on the strategic spots, and perhaps a menu of body regions to target and put in action. You may not be the best when it comes to surprises in the bedroom, but one thing is for sure, even if you take your time, you will always get all the angles covered. Only please, try not to make love a work presentation!
Realistic much Virgo? When it comes to the feeling of ending any relationship consider yourself the robot failed systems analyst to who closing templates is just another senseless document in the file. Wearcha usually go though:
Break up analysis (It’s time to come up with a breakup agenda)
Binge cleaning (Gone was the ex, welcome all things neat)
Overdrive of self-hate (Out with the old – in with the new. That’s so chiang mai!)
Gradual repositioning (of course after background verification)
Pro tip: Maybe let yourself feel the messy emotions a bit. It is not a problem to be solved, it is a heart!
Do you wish to turn a Virgo on to the point where polishing her standing her strength up makes sense? You had better start starching your shirts and arrange your spice cabinet, because this sign loves order the way flowers attract bees! First and foremost, demonstrate that you have your life in order.
Meet deadlines, deliver on your promises, and make sure you are on point just like a show poodle. Talk to them and they will appreciate your respect, make yourself interested in what they like (even if it is color coded filing systems). For your Virgo’s affection to remain cherubic, one must be logical and dependable. Scrape their memory with what they told you, and they will be pleased that you did the things they were going to ask. Rekindle the spark of romance in your relationship with small simple practical tokens and gestures of love from you – like cooking meals and gifting stuffed presents in good wrapping. But careful! Tread smartly! They do not like to be dirty, bring problems in and not care about their issues – this is very offending to them. Make them act all emotional and erratic whenever they feel like it and twaddle amongst their patterns yay or nay, Never! Never too! It’s cold inside that furnace full of quiet powerful jealousy. In their own culture, they do, however, at least in part, encourage visitors to remain neat and fit. Surprising them and finding the house they are in a mess is the worst thing they can even contemplate. Loving a Virgo is like nurturing a very sensitive and delicate flower – the bloom itself can be heavenly but the whole process can be extremely vexing, time consuming and attention drawing.
With this wonder woman in so many people’s lives and hearts, we give customers the best value for money. Do not forget who you are dealing with, Virgo. It will be music and shoot, it goes off every time.
Tap into your motherly and practical side but perhaps try not to be the person who smoothens out all the creases in a relationship (a crease or two is nice!). Pour all that energy into conjuring up such a love story that it would make a perfect case study in relationship bliss!
Virgo, money is very dear to you, right and you manage it in the best possible way. Whatever the money related work is, you are to that of a Swiss watchmaker who is accurate and sophisticated to even the smallest detail and is constantly working towards the finishing line. The library you are in control of money in is as orderly as the most staffed library run by obsessive librarians. You don’t only reconcile your account; you can effectively deliver a consulting class on spreadsheet utilization.
But “he is overly cautious”: his obsession with excellence very often cuts both ways. You scrutinize the value of each dollar to such an unnecessary extent that, in the process of oy the analysis too many opportunities might already have passed right in front of such a person’s nose, while he is still talking himself into / refusing to do something. Do not forget my dear practical that there are other cases in which ok is just fine with nothing extra. One’s financial life does not need to be perfect just like a well organized color coded budget planner.
Accountant or Financial Analyst: Because numbers are your love language.
Editor or Proofreader: So you sub this and are able to understand it’s not just that. Smug unnecessarily had it.
Health and Wellness Coach: It’s your business helping others to be better.
Data Scientist: You can make sense of the world’s messy and conflicting data.
Quality Control Specialist: I am one of those people who can spot mistakes in the places where no one else dares looking.
Strengths: Analytical skills: You could find a needle in a haystack, then organize the hay.
Attention to detail: You detect errors more effectively than even the most potent proofreader.
Efficiency: You make processes as efficient as a seasoned F1 pit team.
Reliability: You are the embodiment of reliability.
Problem-solving: You take apart knotted affairs like a hairstylist in a tangle convention.
Perfectionism: You seek perfection with the same passion more than even the ears of the tallest giraffe.
Overcritical: You approach self and external criticism like a drill sergeant with revenge on his mind.
Anxiety: You experience excessive worry like a squirrel with amnesia trying to bury its nuts.
Inflexibility: Accepting a change is like getting used to wearing shoes the other way round.
Modesty: You have more self-doubt than an emanates out of a closeout sale of a going out of business store.
You are an all-purpose tool at work like a human Swiss army knife – useful, handy, and ever-ready. Your colleagues value your effectiveness more than the free pizza during office parties. You can be a reviewer, fact checker, and watch over the coffee machine so it doesn’t blow up.
Skin advice: Attention to the nitty-gritty is a laudable quality, however, be conscious that not all people work as accurately as you do. At some point in time, the fair amount of your colleague’s expectations is just accomplishing the given task, not over: applying the same principles you seek for them in a call to rag work. Balance the power of ideas with the practicality of deadlines and team interaction.
Put it this way: try imperfection: There is no need for every financial action to be executed perfectly.
Be brave: Embrace the comfortable risk. Make sure you do not go place yourself in e dangerous situation for your analytical capability will help you.
Promote: Do not be overself-effacing for this is the chance you have been waiting for to be assigned to greater responsibility.
Outsource the management of your money: Once everything is computerized, you will never be bothered by paying bills again.
Also remember that you are not your bank, take care of your mental well being as you do the finances.
As a Virgo, financial management is your gift. You are systematic where it comes to budgeting and investing. This is because you can recognize spending patterns that others ignore. You easily shift disorderly finances whether personal or that of a Fortune 500 company into word – Ndii.
This practical side of you causes you to develop a balanced view towards money issues and this may be a good thing or bad thing. You are able to save money and reduce wastage very effectively but do not be too careful that you miss out on great opportunities. You have a knack for optimizing existing systems which could be applied to any financial management if only you would let yourself out of the box.
You are fond of doing analysis, which is commendable, but make sure to offset that with risky financial strategies, so that the future of your finances is as good as your spreadsheet skills. Optimize now go on, you are a cosmic calculator!
Virgo, your attention to detail is busier than a surgeon’s scalpel and in this case, well actual surgeons can make good use of that but you would end up reading the nutrition content of your salad more scrupulously than the personality of the last date you had. Such desire for achieving the best is certainly an encouraging thing but as it comes down to art, even the master’s painting has some gaps (seriously, why doesn’t she have any eyebrows?).
Health tip: Adopt the “it would do” attitude. Time yourself whenever you do something that is health related. Cook for thirty minutes and stop. It works best if you give your inner critic interesting and engaging tasks without bogging him down with excessive frustration – free reign but within walls. Draw a line down the centre of the page, start writing down a ‘Have Done’ list instead of an ‘I have to Do’ one. At the close of the day, enumerate what you’ve completed regardless of how small the task was – list each and every task out. It is like shutting up the harsh inner critic and letting the encouraging inner critic use a loudspeaker.
As an earth sign ruled by Mercury, your abdomen is likely to be where all the stress that comes willy nilly gets lodged. Instead of treating these stomach problems like a sore after a dinner and bubbling up antidiarrheals like candy, look for some abdominal calming measures for class 2. Peppermint tea is your best new ally – it is just like an intestine spa coming right up.
Let’s learn about the term mindful eating as well. Each time you are about to eat, take about three deep breaths and observe your food. It is essentially meditation with snacks. Also, it’s a good opportunity to show off your decorative skills.
Analytical mind requires systematic movement which is why there’s a craving for Pilates in you. In fact, it is just about precision and control, almost like your internal taskmaster made a workout plan for you. But never forget to counter that structure with a bit of flexibility. Learning yin yoga will teach you how to release into poses (and life as well) instead of striving to perfect every inch of your being.
And when all else fails and you still want to move, paper folding is the answer. It feeds your need to be precise and engages your hands instead of rearranging your kitchen drawer for the third time this week. Think of it as meditation – for your fingers.
Nutrition: Fuel that is not just computed in spreadsheets, but serves its fullest purpose
You are a business analyst by profession, so it goes without saying that you will be a nutrition geek. Instead of zooming into minutiae, try planning for a flexible meal. Give each day a theme – like Meatless Monday, or Whole Grain Wednesday rather than specific meals. It is like putting a new twist to your dieting; you choose your food according to the plot. And let’s take a look at your habit of wanting to cut things out more than is necessary. Rather than excluding all food groups, follow the 80/20 rule. It suggests that 80 percent of the time, the body should eat healthy food, while the remaining 20 percent is earmarked for junk. It is like having cheat days, but there is a lot of maths involved.
Secret strategy: Get some quality measuring cups and weighing scale for your kitchen. It satisfies your need of being accurate without driving you and others insane. Just try not to weigh each and every blueberry in your bowl of oatmeal every morning, alright?
We know you are busy and everyone has got 24 hours a day. Thus, every workout you perform needs to be well thought out in advance. Have you ever thought about circuit training? It is like a well-structured training program in which each exercise is carried out in a particular order aimed towards a particular end. Also, you can set a timing for each station down to the last second (we know you want to). And what about rock climbing? It is a problem solving and a competitive sport at the same time. Every climbing route is a new puzzle which needs to be figured out, only this time it is vertical. Plus the optimized holds will satisfy your organizational instincts.
Enduance: You might even want to try target shooting or archery. It requires concentration, accuracy, and steady hands – things you are good at. Only this time you are holding sharpened sticks to assist in the process of meditation.
Everything is going well in your life. Good job Virgo! But every system has its limits, and it can get overwhelmed too. Try the “brain dump” technique. Set aside 10 minutes and jot down every thought, every stress, every to-do that is running in your head. It’s like defragmenting a computer’s hard disk.
Make a ‘worry jar’. You know these sticky notes with worries written on them? Make a hole in a shallow box where you can put the worries in a few slips of paper. Then you should pick a day once per week that you will go through the worries. Most of them will probably not look important anymore or will have become resolved. It’s similar to not allowing your stress to last for too long.
Alternative idea: Take up knitting or crochet. This might seem a very passive activity, but it has its own benefits – it is very functioning, and therefore a use of the movement is very meditative. It’s like worry beads, only instead of little beads on a string, one gets cozy scarves.
Your most important lesson in health is to appreciate the progress instead of seeking for perfection. Self-care is not a performance in which the main goal is to be perfectionistic in the end; it is a long-term process of trying hard but gently.
Do not ignore every day’s activity! Order is essential for the sign and therefore, develop daily morning and evening activities which empower you physically and emotionally. A few minutes of morning stretching exercises, a skincare routine after coming back home, a routine before going to bed that helps you relax- these are all possibilities. It is something like bringing up a personal blueprint of your life that has the right balance between structure (to satisfy the inner order) and flexibility (to make necessary adjustments).
Virgo: Your All-in-one Friend Introduction
When a Virgo is in a company, they are equal parts, a life coach, a Google Copy, and an organizational magician. These perfectionists of the zodiac family are the secret ingredient to a well-balanced friend group and once you have any, you will be left wandering in distress regarding how did you survive without one. They are the ones who will ask you a pepper cellar for fun and line it up in alphabetical order or ask you if they can edit your CV at two in the night or give you six different plans for the same weekend in different colors.
Friend zodiac Virgo:
Spending time with a Virgo feels as if your personal helper, and therapist is also an investigator. These earth signs don’t just come into your life but are often seen to declutter, inspect, and entirely reorganize your life. Brace yourself for a discourse on life aims, motivational cleaning, and most probably advice that needs no invitation, pertaining to that thing that you seem to worry about the most and for good reason too.
Why Do You Need to Value Your Virgo Friend:
They are the ones who can solve even the most difficult of problems without breaking a sweat (or is there a problem too small to be bothered with)
They are the ones who cross check in detail (that’s putting it lightly). They are bound to lock in your tattoo design and find a mistake before it is permanent.
Is it hard truth that needs to be delivered? They are well placed to give it, even more so with a practical way to offer solutions.
How to Get Hold of a Virgo Friend:
Would you like to enhance your circle by adding a Virgo? Here’s the action plan:
Let them see how organized you are (at least pretend you are one)
Prepare a few unusual or simply intelligent topics for conversation
Take their constructive comments positively (that is how they show they love)
Show that you want to improve yourself in any way (they want to help everyone become better)
How to Let Go of Your Virgo BFF:
Having a Virgo in your life is like having a super fast car. It takes so much attention to detail and regular servicing to keep them going. The service manual:
Offer their own opinions and suggestions (even in cases when you don’t listen to them all the time)
Acknowledge their obsession with neatness
Be on time and dependable (no wiggle room for flakes in this group)
Participate in discussion of serious topics, none of this small talk where people sit quietly (that is their weakness)
Zodiac BFF:
They stick up for a steadier Taurus and an equally sociopathic Capricorn.
No orbit exclusion is suitable for them, they can cluster with individuals who cherish their practical and supportive sides. Thus, Wisders can be as emotional as valgi cross women and their Great Doves nut much potential – it all loves the brainy action.
In a nutshell, finding a friend who is a Virgo is equivalent to raising the class of your existence to a premium class. This type of relationship is beneficial, practical and in all true and professional relationships will be the best timing. However, be prepared to take a grade that’s above high school – they’d have no word like ‘average’. A Virgo’s influence would make sure that you’ll want to progress really fast and achieve the perfect construction of a sock array, and sometimes, they have great impact on the phrase: “There is light. There is deep. ” They are those friends, who would expect nothing less than the very best from your potential, and coach you, even if it means tough criticism.