You’re in for a year of great highs and some great character-building lows, but hey, that’s how you prefer it, isn’t it Aquarius?
Let’s begin on a positive note, shall we? The year 2014 has been an incredibly surprising year for Jupiter, the benevolent gentleman who eloped with lady luck in the sky and has glided down the wealth’s chimney for this season. As it glides through the 3rd house of communication, you will be speaking like a highly caffeinated poet. Your caveman carbon will be able to make someone think, feel and act – whether it is your crush or that grumpy neighbor whining about odd sculptures in your yard. So go ahead, start that amazing podcast or write that intriguing book that you’ve always wanted to!
Congratulations Uranus, the lord of the native, encamped in this case still long-term in the 4th house, the house of leaders and the home, is still there. This time however, it is cranking up the level on its decoder this time around. It would be wise to be prepared for the rare and dramatic moments in a person’s personal life – one can just get a wild idea to convert the metro room into a roller disco place or besides moons, have a family with many hedgehogs. Come on Aquarius, its weirder than weird but consider it your strength.
The delightful, sensual Venus from your 7th passive indulgence house is blowing her great kisses very warmly on your back.
Single? You might find people you didn’t think were your type (who are a little bit out there) to be rather attractive. Attached? The latest relationship you have may very well be ripped out of romantic comedy, including dancing in the supermarket for no reason.
But be ready as it is nowhere close to what it seems- all stars and moons at all, actually brave honey bears.
And there is Saturn – the planet of evil wonder where your 2nd House of money matters is dispicably looking down upon you. If you thought, this is the time that none of you has ever killed it when it came to being a responsible adult. It is as if you are being spun backwards on a Unicycle and made to juggle flaming torches as you do that. Well, time to be serious about the little pink bank, Aquarius. No more official websites for the purchasing of limited edition glow in the dark sneakers ‘About Us’.
The great warrior, whether on ground or craft, has brought problems to your 6th house of daily work and worry over health and worries. Your parents’ usual “organized chaos” may even flip over to outright chaos. One may over-commit and double book themselves or even forget to, feed the pet rock. And on the subject of health, a steady diet of coffee and ideas will not be enough this year. Is this the time to discover what those leafy vegetables in the refrigerator are meant for?
Isaac’s coffin reshaper is taking you on a journey inside your intuition 12 houses. However, this may as well produce a magma dome in the form of your worst fears and worries. It feels like abandoning one’s job, leaving the miserable boyfriend, and getting a ‘No Regerts’ tattoo seemed quite reasonable at some point. But don’t panic! This is just how the universe encourages you to mature. It’s rather like the psychological trainer’s work – complete discomfort while eventually leading to health.
Like a talented surfer, ride the waves of change. When Jupiter gives you lemons, build a lemon-powered robot. When Saturn hijacks your joyous mood, deconstruct and reconstruct neoon emotions and recycle plastic dreams and make a sea vessel. Apparently, in the year 2024, some Aquarius people are not just thinking outside the box, they are making a new box and it happens to be a time machine too. I just hope you have your anti-gravity boots on because it’s time to moonwalk through the year. Now the universe is your dance floor and O-Oh! It’s time to hit the floor.
Your success mantra for the year 2024 – “I am the plot twist of the greatest story ever told – the one that has the whole universe as its bestselling plot.”