Capricorn

With Style, Anyone Can Scale New Heights

Let’s all declare that 2024 is your Everest within your personal timeline. We know that the style will be off the charts this year since the Universe is providing you an upgrade. It will be the kind of upgrade that comes with an experience at a Mariah Carey western concert complete with many sparkles.

What slaps:

It is only as Saturn, the ruler of your sign, leaves, and enters the sign of Aquarius that you will be thinking, ‘Gee, it had been a long time since I pelled off some skin than I even anticipated.’ It’s as if the cosmos says wretched no more darling the time has come for you to let it all down. Don’t panic, it’s not the case that you are losing your aggression; you are simply making it more sexy.

It appears that Jupiter the organizer of cosmic extravaganzas is now proposing bases in your 4th house. This means that the real action in your chart is going to be in your personal life. This is going to be more than and rather NASCAR. One will be getting tired reorganizing her house more than a drag queen would his/her closet or perhaps the household will change making you feel like you are in one of those feel good family films.

With Uranus’s presence in the 5th house of creativity and self-expression, watch for an emerging disorder within your demure demeanor. One minute you are there calm and cool and the next you have an uncontrollable impulse to color your hair or practice ballet. Sorry for what? Sorry isn’t needed Capricorn it’s time to let your freak flag fly. It’s time to let the cosmos know that it is not all about the work and no fun.

Moving on let’s focus on Pluto. And although this small planet is backtracking in your sign right now, the planets are favoring you once again for the last transformation. You have done enough, and knew this day will come, I mean something like remaking yourself. Feel like starting from scratch? Go ahead! Ever dreamed of being an agent under the covers? Do it now (well, probably sure, start with simpler things, like trying to juggle).

Over to Mars, this iraqi war is end this courageous ominous judgment all years round. You will be trotting at the speed of an energizer bunny’s rhino without remembering which thunderstorm started the apocalypse. We don’t want an accident where all you wanted was clean out your old sock drawer and end up rekindling a master plan that will annex a small nation.

When Life Throws Baby Hazards at You:

If 2024 is destined for growth and expansion, that all might not be coming without challenges.

Get ready for a cosmic bumpy ride because Uranus, the cosmic anarchist, has no intention of cooling his wild spell in your 5th house of creative pursuits and pleasurable distractions. You may realize that it is hard to get out of monotony and the only way you would touch inspiration would be during a bonfire party inspired by a wet blanket. Even your proven routines intended to bring safety and order may become more boring than watching the paint dry on walls. It will not come as a shock if you gradually seem to have run out of spectacular ideas which are still fresh to idle in a distant place and have not in any way been communicated.

It seems that your competitiveness is curling its etiquette fangs into the chest-thumping Saturn, your ruling planet and celestial taskmaster, with this vengeance from your 3rd house of communication and short trips. And just like that, it becomes like trying to describe a video game to a bonobo: as exasperating as it is futile. You may be all flustered and unable to get a word out in crucial meetings or bemused sending mails that are complete gibberish like a screen door on a submarine. So even the simplest errands like getting groceries could become epic heroic, with you pillaging an endless victorious treasure over the traffic light combinations which seems to be working against you, and the G.P.S has a mind of its own. Even the most level-headed of Capricorns could be forgiven if they wanted to smash their heads against the wall anyway.

The Grand Finale: Your 2024 Mantra

This 2024 period, reach for the further most point because you are not reaching for the stars but rather teaching the stars how to twinkle more. It’s time to put that bedazzled climbing harness on, raging Capricorn. It’s your time in 2024 to make the world believe that practicality does not have to be devoid of flamboyance.

Your 2024 mantra: “This is not about getting on the mountain and taking pictures; this is about climbing it, and changing it!”

These words don’t apply to wild Libras, where the sky is only the beginning. You have too many planets to play with and an infinity of galaxies to decorate. You go out to the world and turn the universe into your catwalk – you are a star amongst stars!