Now imagine an unconventional alien. How unconventional? Well, how about an Aquarius who falls for a CEO? Doesn’t it seem like a plot of an offensive romantic comedy? It is, don’t even try to imagine it, allowing the novel going for railing for me bolt. Imagine a balloon trying to tango with a brick. Quixotic yes, infuriating but pleasantly captivating too. Sarah on one hand offers ideas like ‘lets take this and turn everything upside down for the sake of fun’, while Cabrini is cut out for these Osama’s strategies achieved through bare hands. 3023 and kindergarten. Two different versions of the future. So, can such zodiac opposites attract properties if they were two neighbors or do they lily eyed brain vacation each other.

Yin-Yang Dynamite : At other ends of the spectrum: Aquarius throws wild ideas and Capricorn performs magic and it is like turbo thrust to a mountain – giving no option to anyone. While the previous busily plans harnessing the moon and choking the martian overpopulation, the latter works on finding ways how to profit from it. In short: they are a six-second version of “the biggest power couple, which embodies both elements, creativity and strategy, in the business world.

Intellectual Rockets: Whenever these two come up to engage in a discussion, it resembles a chess game between einstein and machiavelli. Ideas are sparked to levels that will make most sci-fi writers green with envy from Aquarius only to have Capricorn burst those bubbles with regard to implementation that many industries are waiting for. Who would have known that a nap with these two biomes would be the equivalent of intelligent dreams and a business strategy through the loins of a TED-X blockbuster.

Loyalty on Steroids: When in love, these two become inseparable. Even Aquarius’ rebellious nature comes out fiercely when it is to defend the partner of their choice, while the Capricorn will take any risk to move mountains for their loved ones. They are the couple who treat the phrase ‘till death do us part’ as a challenge instead of a goal.

Complementary Quirks: The unusual nature of Aquarius, in fact, encourages Capricorn to undress a bit, and the conservative nature of Capricorn acts as a safety net to Aquarius’ flamboyant thoughts. The way it’s depicted in movies, an uptight banker learns a moonwalk from a street dancer, seems too improbable because of the two extremes.

Aquarius is energetic and free, exploring and encouraging himself, while Capricorns are swampy orientals: rules, control, duty. Such acts only appear romantic from the psychological prediction distance but are challenging and nerve-straining in practice. It is a common approach to view what each zodiac sign appreciates in quarrels. The impulse is followed, tormented if necessary, and enacted in anger, this is how task-based actions are favored. Not now.

Constant daydreaming while rewarded by one does not come easy. In short, Aquarius people can be out of line without being so kind as to reveal any legitimate provocation for such spastic behavior.

The Tradition Tango: The Capricorn prefers its sweet sundresses while the Aquarius on the other hand is thinking of something innovative rather than following the traditional dance. Domination of the time during the holidays or societal practices such as “hanging out” is akin watching an 1800 century man visiting a dystopian city of the next century – dizzy but enjoyable.

Invent “Structured Spontaneity”: Come up with “Spontaneity Jar” which would consist of several wild ideas which had been previously approved or green-lighted. Capricorns love to exert control. That’s why once in a month they close their eyes and pull one out, no excuses are allowed. Swimming with dolphins on a first date? Cooking dinner on the spot only using what’s in the fridge? That’s office anarchy – there’s just enough Venn diagram between those two star signs.

Emotion Translation App: It’s time to work out the “emotion dictionary” properly. Aquarius’s that seem inexplicably blank may mean “i am busy designing an intracellular transporter” while for capricorn a raised eyebrow could also be dewdrop key, “I adore you, but do clothes before opening the door.” It is a must to communicate to people what each one’s parameter is defining!

Role Reversal Roulette: Grandeur once in a while. A rehearsal we did not ask for – it is the T and even worse the zero T. Aquarius starts being responsible for the mails, the budget and the calendar, Capricorn generated the most absurd idea there could be for a flash mob. Imagine Freak Friday but as in outer space – x..its promising and fun, but boredom is not a concern.

Build a Blanket Fort Empire: This is the point where one can merge the innovative ideas of an Aquarius and the well-ordered plans of a Capricorn, and actually put it in practice. Leverage the epic blanket forts concept and construct blanket fort structures, then go all out on home renovation. If this were to be built in a house, it would ideally be something like this: good walls but also enough wiggle space to foster creativity.

Sated in a boring selection of relationships, then Aquarius and Capricorn are that flavor mix that most probably should not work yet somehow is your new favorite. The experience of an Aquarius-Capricorn relationship can be delightfully uneventful, but can be likened to blending oil and water: it is rather difficult, but once mastered, it is a vinaigrette that every zodiac will envy. These two may look like a snowflake thrown into the Sahara, but their diversity is somewhat appealing and offers sizzle to the cosmic kitchen. Aquarius inspires Capricorn that there are times when it is acceptable to step outside the lines if you wish to make a beautiful picture. Please hold on while these two tussle over whose vision is more plausible. Namely, how it is perfectly all right to dream big, but how sometimes even the most spectacular fantasies need a strong platform from which to be launched. In one word, this is a recipe which will change banks – oh, wait – the entire status quo, while still (hopefully) being able to pay the bills for electricity afterward. Sure, they’ll have phases where they frustrate each other starbucks (do you get it?) but that is all in the course of normal things with them.

Thus, let me toast the dreamers and the doers, the fighters and the leaders – may your love be as cheerful as Capricorn’s restraint and as infinite as the latest love of Aquarius!