Let us help of course, in the common comedy that is referred to as the universe, let forth the narration of the stars uniting Capricorn with Sagittarius. This would make for a classic sitcom, wouldn’t it? Imagine, for example, a corporate ladder climbing mountain goat, with a briefcase in hand, crossing the paths of centaur woman, with a bow and arrows aiming for Manhattan or a comet or two. Its like the Office, Indiana Jones, with a bit of heavenly bling. This couple cuts in the contrasts and spins the zodiac wheel, reversing it to some crazy go round of backward turns and twirls and shakes. Such a Capricorn, with a calf under one muscle and with a loaded up bulge of a blue-generation five-year business plan and a pension plan in another hoof, is ever ready for any meeting. But here comes the north arrow herself in hungry mortar cramps, whose centerages got stamped on every other country in ‘myth’ and most importantly ‘the of life’iff. Theirs is a different kind of love story, a love explains by the skies… only that the accursed Capricorn uses a simple pen while his radiant Sagittarius uses a glitter pen.

Wisdom Wonka’s Chocolate Factory: The practical side of Capricorn and the philosophical side of Sagittarius are like making an apple in a wisdom’s sweet factory. That is, they are universal X-cucinas, blending together salad dull and air pudding to create super sane truth banishment ganache cones.”

Adventure Accounting: Adventurism is given a structured format by Mountain Goat as Sagittarius looks for adventure. As a result, climbing Everest now includes cost estimates and a slideshow containing best practices for oxygen utilization.

Optimism Fertilizer: The enthusiasm for life possessed by people born under Sagittarian signs is akin to a booster shot for the carefully tended Abergeldie’s ambition grains. Be intrigued and relish the sight of sensible dreams giving way to fantastical beanstalk kingdoms!

Responsible Revelry: Without excluding Capricorn who makes Sagittarius take sensible risks, Sagittarius teaches him the art of loosening that power tie. The outcome? Impromptu arrangements that have been sensibly organized. Picture arranged ‘surprise’ parties where even gasps of distort are pre-scheduled.

Mutual Horizon Expansion: The facts are that Sagittarius only has the capricorn’s eyes on the floor while isometal ensures that sass mingles but middle doh’s chilly feet touch the ground saggys to every so often. Its like coreography without boundaries wherein they do a cosmo rave where there’s twisting action but it isn’t simply floating in the air.

The Great Schedule Showdown: That impending bloody mess occurs when Ms. Sag decides to step in from all the rushing planning by enclosing yellow sticky notes with markings of periods. They call it the challenge of coordinating the sundial with a firework display.

Emotional Esperanto: What Capricorn calls sending little signals of warmth gets lost to Sagittarius’s enormous outpouring of affection. One’s pen is composing palins in pin code and the other’s is floater colours in the air.

The Responsibility Tango: Because Capricorn understands ‘adulting’ to mean having 401Ks and vegetable gardens, an ugly tango ensues. Sagittarius, in her version, could tell which street food is the best in twenty countries. Who gets to be focused when it comes to life goals and whose life goals end up as the backup dancer?

Freedom vs. Security Smackdown: Sagittarius’s pursuit of primal freedom competes with Capricorn’s thirst for beefy walls and a moat around the castle. That’s the battle of all battle: the inborn desire to roam – or or the body’s urge to build a home.

The Serious Silly Spectrum: Capricorn’s “no play until the work is done” attitude and Sagittarius’s “there is an exam? Focus? Who cares. What are we doing here?” style clash. The process of attaining equilibrium seems akin to trying to toss a briefcase and a beach ball at the same time.

Apply ‘Scheduled Free Time’: Put it in the comfortable position that it is ‘unscheduled time’. Schrodinger’s plans are very similar to this – the less popular paradox of his quantum world calendar: some plans are there, some plans are not. Plans don’t materialize until they are looked upon.

Create ‘Emotion Emojis’: Dabble in design by making out a new range of emoticons that would convert the restrained style of a Capricorn into the loud style of a Sagittarius. If someone uses whilst raising an eyebrow: “I love you” could mean “I love you”, while “don’t get any more weird pets” could mean “don’t get any more weird pets.”

Master ‘Goal Alchemy’: Make personal aims become collective missions. The objective of a Capricorn to purchase a house is re-imagined into a joint goal of constructing a Caribbean treehouse mansion in Costa Rica. Somewhere in between fantasy and hopelessness, dreams can come true.

Practice ‘Responsibility Parkour’: Chase boring orders that one has into fun hurdles. Going grocery shopping is not just a chore but a race against the clock and doing income tax turns into a race toough p z captions. Who said adulting was boring?

Cultivate ‘Philosophical Practicality’: Marry Sagittarius’ lofty ideaswith Capricorn’s plans. “Why do we have to live for?” changes to “How do we make Monday interesting?”. It’s the localization of global problems which everyone is so keen to solve, but no one knows how to.

Everyone, join me in applauding Capricorn and Sagittarius, though they are opposites. In this universe of interconnecting circles, a mountain goat and an archer can famously cohabitate. Good for them.

Theirs is nothing less than a typical romance woven in the pages of the greatest romance novels written by an accountant and a traveller. Each chapter features an exquisite blend of meticulousness and chaos: “Evidently, this is not London. How did we get here? Who cares?.” With Capricorn’s wisdom providing stability to the ship and Sagittarius’ wild wind filling the sails this pair can take off for a flight where even they have no clue where and what it may lead to.

Of course, there are oceans’ worth of water that will be crossed. There will be times when Capricorn would be desperately intent on still figuring out how to put up a bridge while Sagittarius would have already started cavorting on the other side of the ravine. But that’s the beauty of it. In trying to combine the practical with the possible and the reasonable with the fantastic they assist in constructing an idea that cannot be conceived in terms of separate readings.

So here is to Capricorn and Sagittarius, the love we toast is as stiff as the mountain and as INFINITE as the sky as INTERESTING as a galactic sitcom. Finally, they show that there are times that they do hit the targets and the targets are the very stars they want to reach up and touch by skying up a ladder and shooting an arrow at the top of the ladder. Let’s drink in honour of the power couple who make ‘opposites attract’ an extreme sport.