Here in this world every sock has a twin and every pencil is always sharpened, to-do lists write themselves. Welcome to the Virgo-Virgo love affair, where two perfectionists face each other amidst colored planners and spic and span arranged racks of spices. Two Marie Kondos are falling in love is like falling in love with practicality – you share your spreadsheets and declutter on fixed days. Is there such a thing as too much please when it comes to all that is good? Come closer, let’s see double magic of earth sign and whether two wrongs make Mr. & Mrs. Right or two rights make Mr & Mrs. always right.
Mind-Meld Extraordinaire: Who says telepathic tango is only a thing in science fiction, and tends to be the stigma for Virgo couples? It is easy to observe who gives up first, whose turn it is to angrily distil thoughts into cogent arguments etc. There is no do in but rather cute, depending on who sees this and when as well.
Productivity Powerhouse: This homosexual couple ruthlessly trashes everything and every problem around them including getting you food. I bet they can solve all problems in the world with twenty bulldozers without breaking a single plate distributed throughout the day until breakfast.”
Appreciation Society: As the notion of observance becomes less and less commonplace in this day and age, these two deepest of lovers share a paradoxical fascination with such aspects in the other. There is something comforting in knowing that there is someone who enjoys the symmetry of setting the table perfectly or, for that matter, writing poetry in a tidy garage.
Emotional Stability Central: Finding a partner with the same interest in the order of things helps this couple make an emotional safe heaven, with all the sights and sounds of the world overtly complicated. It’s like getting to live in a zen garden, except there are even more label makers and very few random boulders.
Criticism Inception: We two Virgos are sort of lunatics who are always assessing each other, and believe me, it’s like watching a very slow and boring back-and-forth voluminous tennis game of ‘constructive feedback.’ It’s all done in fun and they get stressed out until one of them suggests reorganizing the socks of the other’s side, slightly insane.
Perfectionism Paralysis: The zealous attitude towards perfection at times makes them indecisive. The endeavor of eating lunch at a restaurant may result in a research undertaking, in which Yelp reviews, health department reports, and the zodiac of the chef will be presented.
Spontaneity Drought: Their nature of deriving joy through the process of organizing and planning might impose restrictions to an open quest. These two might retaliate clearly and firmly when suggested to hit the road unexpectedly without prior notice how they do for others who dare to suggest ordering pizza with pineapple toppings.
Workaholic Wonder Twins: Though interestingly capable of growing themselves and getting things done, they might forget that life is to be lived. Date night ideas could quickly transform into identifying ways to get the most out of house chores.
Scheduled Spontaneity: Live the irony! Allocate a slot in a shared Google calendar for some in spontaneousfusion unplanned events. Take a die and let the fate decide the next course of action – it’s an organized departure that will contain your need to plan and the universe’s need for some perverse disruption.
Praise Precision Challenge: Turn it into a competition where you have to catch each other in their good acts. First one to get 50 sincere praise to their spouse wins… the delight of their partner’s happiness and possibly a lavishly constructed coupon book full of various good deeds.
Imperfection Date Nights: Make it a game of planning dates from the point of view of a book, where only one aspect is where you can’t have two imperfection free dates in a row. From fussy foods to jumping into a new day (involves new skills that both of you will probably suck at), learn to appreciate the nuances of perfect imperfections.
Criticism Jar: This time instead of giving a criticism to your partner, every time you feel like making one, put a dollar in the jar. When the jar gets full, the money will be used for an impromptu getaway. It’s a bit like a swearing jar but for your overly critical self.
Watching a Virgo-Virgo couple is like seeing two wonderful owls trying to outdo each other. There are times when they might be bogged down with things but when its time to make things happen, they are no pushovers. As long as they do not forget to let loose and enjoy the flaws of a relationship, this one will be working as long as it is productive. A union of two souls always looks harmonious in the layout of the entire zodiac but remember that at times the ‘best’ design is when there is perfect symmetry.